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What You’re REALLY Thinking in Airport Security

What You're Thinking in Airport Security
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Before you take to the air, you’ll have to survive the notorious airport-security line, manned by America’s most-loved government agency, the TSA. Between vigorous patdowns and creepy body scanners, it’s not always fun. But at least we can share in the humor of our collective experience. Here is every thought you have while waiting to get groped by the TSA.

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