Snakes on a plane!

Josh Roberts believes the best trips involve long hikes and muddy boots. His life goals haven't changed much since he was a kid: He still wants to be Indiana Jones when he grows up.

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Josh joined SmarterTravel in 2001, and is an active member in both the Society of American Travel Writers (SATW) and the Society of Children's Book Writers and Illustrators (SCBWI).

In addition to SmarterTravel, he has written for USA Today, The Boston Globe, Yahoo! Travel, The Huffington Post, Airfarewatchdog, TripAdvisor, Jetsetter, ABC News, Oyster, and Business Insider. His travel photography can be seen in Britain and Ireland's Best Wild Places, published by Penguin UK.

The Handy Item I Always Pack: "A lacrosse ball. It's small, lightweight, and works wonders on loosening up tight muscles."

Ultimate Bucket List Experience: "Being the first to discover an ancient lost city. Failing that, visiting as many of the already-discovered ancient ruins as possible."

Travel Motto: "Not all those who wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkien

Aisle, Window, or Middle Seat: "Aisle."

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By now you’ve seen the trailer, read the blogs, and watched the music video. You’re ready for it: Snakes on a Plane opens in theaters today.

Is it the most ridiculous air travel-themed movie idea since Soul Plane? Yeah, probably, though I still can’t wait to see it. But that’s not why I’m raising the subject. Our friends over at Budget Travel Online yesterday published a Q&A with Frontier Airlines’ spokesperson Joe Hodas about “Real Life Snakes on a Plane.”

I just love it when Hollywood and budget travel come together. The Q&A addresses such hot-button topics as, “Has there ever been an animal loose on a Frontier flight?” (answer: no) and “What should someone do if he or she finds a snake in a cabin?” (answer: “capture him in a barf bag”).

In all seriousness, it’s a fun read and definitely worth a look. Oh, I should also point out that sometimes snakes do end up loose on a plane. Just ask pilot Monty Coles, who in June made an emergency landing to rid himself of one such slithery friend.

And if you think I’ve been saving this particular news item for two months for just this occasion … you’re right.

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